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by Gez Walsh

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ISBN: 1872438954
Author: Gez Walsh
Language: English
Publisher: KINGS ENGLAND PRESS (2004)
Pages: 64
Category: Humor
Subcategory: Humour
Rating: 4.9
Votes: 900
Size Fb2: 1907 kb
Size ePub: 1688 kb
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Mum, the Dog’s Drunk Again: Horribly Potty Poems for Horribly Horrid Kids. Big, bold, whacky, in-your-face humour coupled with strange characters and stories such as: The cheesy whiff of ‘Pete's Feet’; The crunchy ‘Toenail teacake’; ‘Bravefart's behind’ ‘Vindadaloo, the alien-slayer’ ‘Freda the fat wood-fairy’ and lots mor. ez Walsh. Dad's Exploding Underpants and Other Potty Poems. Poems to make you giggle, groan and guffaw. Toilets, school, underpants, cowpats, foul fridges, and old-age bogies to name but a few. Andrew Collett.

He worked out sums inside his head, There was no book he hadn't read. He jumped up like a ballet dancer And yelled, 'By gum, I've got the answer! ' 'They want my bacon slice by slice 'To sell at a tremendous price!

He worked out sums inside his head, There was no book he hadn't read. He knew what made an airplane fly, He knew how engines worked and why. He knew all this, but in the end One question drove him round the bend: He simply couldn't puzzle out What LIFE was really all about. What was the reason for his birth? Why was he placed upon this earth? His giant brain went round and round. He jumped up like a ballet dancer And yelled, 'By gum, I've got the answer! ' 'They want my bacon slice by slice 'To sell at a tremendous price! 'They want my tender juicy chops 'To put in all the butcher's shops!

Horribly Potty Poems for Horribly Horrid Kids. Since the publication of "Mum, The Dog's Drunk Again", Gez Walsh has concentrated his writing in other directions.

Horribly Potty Poems for Horribly Horrid Kids. This brought Gez to the attention of the nation once more as BBC's Look North televised his comic poetry performance during a World Book Day celebration in a Yorkshire school, while Radio Five Live also featured Gez's antics. Since the publication of "Mum, The Dog's Drunk Again", Gez Walsh has concentrated his writing in other directions

Horribly Potty Poems for Horribly Horrid Kids. Since the publication of "Mum, The Dog's Drunk Again", Gez Walsh has concentrated his writing in other directions

But up in that tree sits a chocolate cat, And a gingerbread dog prowls below – And this is the way you contrive to get at Those sugar-plums tempting you so

But up in that tree sits a chocolate cat, And a gingerbread dog prowls below – And this is the way you contrive to get at Those sugar-plums tempting you so: You say but the word to that gingerbread dog And he barks with such terrible zest That the chocolate cat is at once all agog, As her swelling proportions attest. And the chocolate cat goes cavorting around From this leafy limb unto that, And the sugar-plums tumble, of course, to the ground – Hurrah for that chocolate cat!

tell the characters something horribly creepy before disappearing again. As JK Rowling said: Ron had finally got SPEW and earned himself a snog!

His two lines are: '"Not the Grin, you idiot. Taking the form of a giant spectral dog, it's among the darkest omens in our world. like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands. After film 3, he is never seen again  .

a bit of a vlog of me singing a little, prob gunna do another for just music. me singing partial songs today. pics of me, you get the idea. It is especially for my boyfriend(but I can't stop ya for lookin). got bored (sang prom dress horribly). 2 0 0. by deku4ever19349.

Poetic Techniques: Descriptive Poems, Pun Poems. From the Book My Cat Knows Karate.

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